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  1. Photo Gallery Weirdest tourist t-shirts humour (Pictures)

    Holidaymakers on show with their out there and or humor t-shirts, some slogan t-shirt's, souvenir t-shirt's on show all over the world. View some...

    Started by Bluey, 18-08-2010 07:53 PM
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  2. Photo Gallery Some of the strangest signs around the world - (Pics)

    Some different sign from all over the world in here. NO farting and signs warning of drunk people crossing the road among world's weirdest. :D

    Started by Bluey, 03-08-2010 09:17 AM
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  3. Streaming Movie Funny comedy tv infomercial parody sketch (Vid)

    This shit is pucking hilarious... losers use this everyday... lol. But wait, there's more.... vm03Dgu_yXA :D

    Started by Bluey, 26-11-2009 07:21 PM
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  4. Science vs Religion with a room full of Dragons (pic)

    For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. Never find your delight in another's misfortune. A fool thinks...

    Started by Bluey, 31-08-2009 07:05 PM
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  5. Photo Gallery Cool Tinted windows on a car Sex in the back seat (Pic)

    There is a car parked outside a sex shop with all the windows covered by stickers of people having sex. Look carefully inside the car it seems 3 guys...

    Started by Bluey, 29-07-2009 04:02 PM
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  6. Photo Gallery Beer helping ugly people have sex And Drunk (Pics)

    Beer helping ugly people have sex since 1862! Before 6 beers and after 6 beers. :hidesofa:

    Started by Bluey, 27-07-2009 09:48 AM
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  7. Talking Love doll garage sale (Pics)

    Want to buy a cheap love doll? Never been used!

    Started by Bluey, 23-10-2007 04:22 PM
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    03-07-2009 09:35 PM Go to last post

  8. Blonde Joke......................................

    Why cant Blondes eat Olives ??????????????????????

    Started by Constantine, 03-07-2009 09:29 PM
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  9. Photo Gallery That has got to have hurt (Pic)

    How would you feel...... Wonder who this bloke pissed off ..... . .. ...

    Started by Bluey, 03-11-2008 06:32 PM
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    03-07-2009 09:21 PM Go to last post

  10. Women on First Second Third Date of the World

    WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex, but...

    Started by Bluey, 03-03-2009 10:48 AM
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  11. Dear John letter, the ultimate response

    A Digger (Aussie soldier) was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that...

    Started by Bluey, 09-02-2009 02:18 PM
    dear john letter
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  12. Husband Store - To avoid gender bias - Wives Store

    A brand new store has just opened in Townsville north Queensland Australia, that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to...

    Started by Bluey, 16-01-2009 01:24 PM
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  13. Bragging about how smart their cats were

    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a...

    Started by Bluey, 10-01-2009 05:42 PM
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  14. Streaming Movie The Dildo Song (Comedy Video clip)

    Comedy video tube clip from au.youtube. Called the Dildo song. We think you can work out what it is about, lol. Enjoy. Goes for 1:27...

    Started by Bluey, 08-10-2008 09:38 AM
    comedy, dildo song
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  15. Streaming Movie Sexy nurse upskirts hidden camera (Joke Video)

    Lol, imagine if the wifes saw that on TV. Time: 2:09 SZplFF2QaJU :D

    Started by Bluey, 22-08-2008 08:49 AM
    hidden camera, sexy nurse, upskirts, voyeur
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  16. Streaming Movie Half naked hot secretary hidden camera (Vid)

    One could say a really hot secretary, hidden camera joke. Time: 2:11 0xnEHkQ9Ug8 :D

    Started by Bluey, 22-08-2008 08:44 AM
    funny, hidden camera, secretary
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  17. time of his life

    A couple were invited to a neighbours masked, fancy dress party. The wife got a terrible headache! She told her husband to go to the party alone. He,...

    Started by Vintman, 08-08-2008 01:57 AM
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  18. Fred and Mary

    Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning,...

    Started by Vintman, 28-07-2008 03:55 AM
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  19. Snoring Daryl

    Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't...

    Started by Vintman, 28-07-2008 03:54 AM
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  20. blonde joke

    A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four,...

    Started by Vintman, 28-07-2008 03:53 AM
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  21. Female's reply to blow jobs

    FEMALE'S REPLY TO BLOW JOBS 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. So if you get one be grateful. 3. I don't care what they...

    Started by Vintman, 28-07-2008 03:51 AM
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  22. Man's answer to blow jobs

    MAN'S ANSWER TO BLOW JOBS 1. First of all yes you are obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier, and dirtier) who...

    Started by Vintman, 28-07-2008 03:50 AM
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  23. Mr. President please accept my regrets...

    Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934...

    Started by Vintman, 28-07-2008 03:47 AM
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  24. Long Celebration

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby...

    Started by Vintman, 28-07-2008 03:39 AM
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  25. Streaming Movie Comedy vid - Achmed the Dead Terrorist (Video)

    This has been around for a while, still worth a look and a laugh. Had something like 56,392,350 views of the video, american humour. Some...

    Started by Bluey, 24-07-2008 10:12 AM
    comedy, curseing, humour, laugh, rudeness
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  26. Photo Gallery Difference between Europe and USA (Pic)

    The main difference between Europe and USA, some may say, lol. ...

    Started by Bluey, 09-07-2008 02:09 PM
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  27. Premature Ejaculation

    A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to the doctor.He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In...

    Started by Bluey, 05-07-2008 09:25 AM
    69 position, ejaculate, premature ejaculation
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  28. Something to OFFEND everyone (Humour)

    What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the...

    Started by Bluey, 18-06-2008 06:21 PM
    humour, offend
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  29. body heat will warm anything up

    An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The...

    Started by Vintman, 05-01-2008 09:52 PM
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  30. sneaky bob

    Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday...

    Started by Vintman, 05-01-2008 09:49 PM
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  31. really good hearing

    A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came...

    Started by Vintman, 30-11-2007 09:02 AM
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  32. world beer brewing convention

    At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organisations retire to the bar at the end of the day. Norman, CEO of...

    Started by Vintman, 26-11-2007 07:22 AM
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  33. Talking Camel toe (Pic)

    One will not see a camel toe like this very often. It really could have hurt.

    Started by Bluey, 23-10-2007 04:27 PM
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  34. toweling good time

    An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish...

    Started by Vintman, 02-08-2007 12:33 PM
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  35. costume party

    There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the...

    Started by Vintman, 26-07-2007 10:04 AM
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  36. Cool counselling

    A husband and wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful...

    Started by Vintman, 14-07-2007 01:48 AM
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  37. Red face only 6 inches!!

    Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so fucking pissed off!!" "Oh yeah? What happened?"...

    Started by Vintman, 14-07-2007 01:34 AM
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  38. Smile Colin

    Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to now. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his...

    Started by Vintman, 10-07-2007 09:39 PM
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  39. Smile can i have a push please?

    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes downstairs. The drunk from...

    Started by Vintman, 10-07-2007 09:33 PM
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  40. Women Everywhere From Men Who've Had Enough . . .

    Women Everywhere From Men Who've Had Enough . . . If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work...

    Started by Vintman, 10-07-2007 09:28 PM
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  41. two dwarfs

    Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get...

    Started by Vintman, 10-07-2007 09:22 PM
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  42. shy guy

    A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her...

    Started by Vintman, 10-07-2007 09:21 PM
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  43. 75 years of saving

    A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the...

    Started by Vintman, 09-07-2007 01:19 PM
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  44. AAA bear remaovals

    A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "AAA Bear Removers." He...

    Started by Vintman, 09-07-2007 01:12 PM
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  45. bad news,good news

    A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast. He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night...

    Started by Vintman, 09-07-2007 01:09 PM
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  46. Capturing that special moment - (Pics)

    Moments caught on film. Capturing that special moment can be taken either way. ...

    Started by Bluey, 30-06-2007 12:42 PM
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  47. superman

    Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the...

    Started by Vintman, 29-06-2007 11:42 PM
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  48. orange penis

    A guy goes to see his doctor about a problem that he has. Once in the surgery, the doc asks the guy what is wrong with him. The guy replies "well...

    Started by Vintman, 29-06-2007 11:33 PM
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  49. Herb and His Deformity

    Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she...

    Started by Vintman, 28-06-2007 12:53 PM
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  50. What are friends 4

    http://www.ausfantasy.com.au/imgpersonals/humour/060819/whatrfriends4.jpg

    Started by Bluey, 19-08-2006 08:30 PM
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  51. Big Night Out - Priceless

    http://www.ausfantasy.com.au/imgpersonals/humour/060819/priceless112.jpg

    Started by Bluey, 19-08-2006 08:27 PM
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  52. Blind Date - Priceless

    http://www.ausfantasy.com.au/imgpersonals/humour/060819/Priceless_Beaches.jpeg

    Started by Bluey, 19-08-2006 08:25 PM
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  53. Sex on the Beach - Priceless

    http://www.ausfantasy.com.au/imgpersonals/humour/060819/priceless103.jpg

    Started by Bluey, 19-08-2006 08:24 PM
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  54. Is it In Yet

    http://www.ausfantasy.com.au/imgpersonals/humour/060819/isitinyet.jpg

    Started by Bluey, 19-08-2006 08:23 PM
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  55. Remember Last Night at the Pub

    http://www.ausfantasy.com.au/imgpersonals/humour/060819/remlastnpub.jpg

    Started by Bluey, 19-08-2006 08:22 PM
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  56. What Drives Men to Give Women Drinks

    http://www.ausfantasy.com.au/imgpersonals/humour/060819/drinkpicswhy.jpg

    Started by Bluey, 19-08-2006 08:20 PM
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  57. World Cup Fever

    http://www.ausfantasy.com.au/imgpersonals/humour/060819/worldcupfever.jpg

    Started by Bluey, 19-08-2006 08:19 PM
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  58. Mixed Adult Joke Pics

    http://www.ausfantasy.com.au/imgpersonals/humour/060819/crotchma.gif http://www.ausfantasy.com.au/imgpersonals/humour/060819/vagralahard.jpg ...

    Started by Bluey, 19-08-2006 08:17 PM
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  59. Up the ass no more

    http://www.ausfantasy.com.au/imgpersonals/humour/060819/uptheassnomore.JPG

    Started by Bluey, 19-08-2006 08:14 PM
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